He'll be mortified if anyone he knows ever sees this. Not because of the shagging, though... look at the fucking state of his house. If she hasn't already got crabs, kneeling on that carpet for 13:44 ought to do it. Jesus Christ, that's what it looks like when he's FILMING. Imagine it when he's not had the time to get it as tidy as that. Which reminds me: if those "Middle of Lidl" trainers ever make it into a cupboard, it'll be to hide them, not put them away. Ok, just one last tip: if you must wear socks, A) don't B) if you absolutely MUST, don't make it those ones.
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